CONTACT:
Band Manager: bipolar_bear@studiokillers.com
Visual Manager: a.pollo@studiokillers.com

LYRICS:
Ode To The Bouncer

- Nope, I haven’t had no dope, Lift up the velvet rope, Mr doorman stop teasing I’m freezing out here
- See, I’ve got friends inside, It’s my birthday tonight, And I’m not wearing trainers , Not to mention knickers
- It’s futile to debate, With St Peter at the gate, Made of protein milkshake, And low carb intake
- ‘Cause all in all you’re just another prick at the door
- Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you, I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do
- Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer
- Bouncer, empowered and aroused, I see it in your trousers, And in the way your browse her, Look she’s in!
- WHAT?! Her dress is up to waterline, That bitch is clearly borderline, Nose as white as Snow White’s, in moonlight
- We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door
- Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you, I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do
- Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer
- Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical, I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical
- So you can play karate, You thick illiterati, I’m a black belt in life, So go home to your ugly wife
- You forgot in your wisdom, The window to the ladies room, A whole new possibility for a cat like me
- Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you, I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do
- Bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer